Mocksure

Sienna Miller has been fired from the movie Nottingham. When the news first broke people were astonished. It's career suicide for an actor to leave a production midway through. Besides with the negative press Sienna's been getting, she really needs a major movie role. The chances that she actually quit aer slim ot none.

The more likely explanation is that she hit on Crowe. Given her track record this isn't a stretch. Now Crowe, who's shit terrified of his wife, probably gave her the boot for that. Besides, anyone with half a brain would tell Miller to get lost. Her sexual history consists not so much of failed relationships as victims: Jude Law lost his marriage, his career, and his hair; Rhys Ifans dated her for a while but she dumped in in a cold manner - he lost it and finally flipped out at some London nightclub. He picked a fight with a friend, simulated sex with a passed out partier on the dance floor, and capped the even off by telling everyone what a fan of Hitler he was. Now he's finished too; lastly there was Balthazar Getty - he's an heir to the Getty oil fortune, and a TV actor. Sienna made a play for him, and busted up his marriage in the process. When the dust settled there were some amusing pictures of Sienna getting her tits stroked by Batz, some fairly truthful graffiti scrawled across the front of Miller's London home, and Getty was out of a job and almost out of a marriage. No word on how Getty's hair is doing.

So trying to stir up trouble with Crowe would've been par for the course. Of course Crowe lives in fear of only one person; his wife. Several years ago he chucked a phone at the desk clerk of a NYC hotel. The reason: his phone didn't work and he was desperately trying to get through to NZ before his curfew was up. So there's no way he wants Sienna related shit gettign back to NZ by way of the tabs.

Well no sooner did the news break that Miller was out then leaks from mysterious sources started appearing on sites such as D Listed. The sources claimed that the actual reason for Sienna's departure was because Crowe was too fat and love scenes featuring him trying to make love to a girl as beautiful as Sienna would be laughable. If those aren't the petty and malicious words of an actress scorned then what is? Press release also went on to say that Crowe wants director Ridley Scott sacked. Now Crowe and Scott are very good friends, and Scott has done some of Crowe's most successful films. SO this sounds like a ham fisted attempt to drive in a wedge.

Naturally Crowe has had to defend himself with his own press releases in which he admits that he did get Miller fired. However he goes on to state that he has not tired to get Scott fired, that he has not tried to get the whole script thrown out - only 40 pages or so, and that he's lost most of that Body of Lies weight. So there. With all the he said she said pr releases, it really is beginning to seem like Miller pulled some boned headed stunt with Crowe, and now she's trying to get even. If so then pissing off Scott and Crowe may mean that the silly little sluts days as a famous actress are numbered.