Mocksure

Remember when The Superfical posted these??

Believe me that there is no more effective way to get a new ent blog off the ground then with a few pix of Ms Lima. Now they don't call her Ms 30% for nothing!!!

Of course Sienna Miller ain't the only 'famous actress' making noise in the entertainment gossip world. Angelina Jolie got caught pulling a Faith Hill at the recent CCA. It seems that Jolie some how got it into her head that she was gonna win best actress for her work on the Changeling. Maybe Clint has been pumping her impressionable head full of nonsense. Well anyhow Anne Hathaway won for Rachel Got Married - she'll probably bag an Oscar for that - and the cameras were right there to catch Jolie's reaction. Her reaction was to pull a 'shit face' until she noticed she was being taped.

This lead to some debate on the gossiprocks message board. Well the upshot of it was that some posters - yours truly/Agent Orange - concluded that the real reason Jolie is pissed is because she knows her career in Hollywood is over. The argument goes something like this: Jolie raised a major stink in Tinseltown when she stole Brad away from Jenn. In fact it's now pretty much admitted that she did Mr & Mrs Smith in order to bag him. Despite the PR about her living her life with a fuck you attitude, she's actually a scheming, dishonest, and insecure woman. Her play for Brad was very much a repeat of Liz Taylor's play for Eddie Fischer, back when he was with Debbie Reynolds. Liz dropped him immediately, and was never fully forgiven. Her long downward spiral has been the punishment inflicted on her by the powers that be.

When Angie stole Brad she put herself in a similar position. Only this time instead of Hollywood picking up the heavy hammers to break her down, a sort of compromise agreement was reach in which it was decided that Jolie had used up her life time line of credit at the Bank of Karma. "We'll let you get away with this one this time, but you can't ever ask us for anymore favours". That means that in order to keep her place on the pecking order she had to deliver results every time. Well Angie hasn't hit any home runs lately.

Most of the movies she's starred in, like The Mighty Heart, have bombed. She recently got hooked in to the Changeling, a Clint Eastwood project, and that seemed like a chance at Hollywood redemption.

The desperation showed too. Jolie overplayed scenes to a laughable extent. Her face was twitching and pulling in so many different directions at once that it made it look like her idea of emoting was having a stroke. Clint went to bat for her - but mostly for his film - when he praised her up to the press as both a world class beauty and a world class actress. However the box office returns were lackluster.

Now when a movie disappoints, then the blame game starts. You've got to find some one to point the finger at so that failure isn't your fault. "Don't blame me, I didn't do it". Clint probably pointed the finger at Jolie. She's an easy target right now, and he just had to insist that she's some kind of box office poison (remember Wanted??). Since everything else that Clint's been involved with lately has done well, it supports his case. In fact his new on camera gig - Gran Tarino - opened this weekend and looks like it's gonna be No 1. So once again it supports the idea that Jolie jinxed Changeling.

So naturally being all out of friends and second chances she's not doing so well at the Hollywood popularity contests that masquerade as awards. When Anne Hathaway beat her out it was a sign that her time was up and that she should really get lost now. Since Jolie is bright enough to know that, her dirty look at the CCA's was more about realizing her career was over, than anything personal against Anne. It won't take long for the other shoe to drop either, 'cause the GG's are going on right now. If Jolie gets passed over there too, then she'd better make herself content with Brad and the kids, cause she sold her star in Hollywood for that. If Anne wins again, then look for her to bag an Oscar.

Sienna Miller has been fired from the movie Nottingham. When the news first broke people were astonished. It's career suicide for an actor to leave a production midway through. Besides with the negative press Sienna's been getting, she really needs a major movie role. The chances that she actually quit aer slim ot none.

The more likely explanation is that she hit on Crowe. Given her track record this isn't a stretch. Now Crowe, who's shit terrified of his wife, probably gave her the boot for that. Besides, anyone with half a brain would tell Miller to get lost. Her sexual history consists not so much of failed relationships as victims: Jude Law lost his marriage, his career, and his hair; Rhys Ifans dated her for a while but she dumped in in a cold manner - he lost it and finally flipped out at some London nightclub. He picked a fight with a friend, simulated sex with a passed out partier on the dance floor, and capped the even off by telling everyone what a fan of Hitler he was. Now he's finished too; lastly there was Balthazar Getty - he's an heir to the Getty oil fortune, and a TV actor. Sienna made a play for him, and busted up his marriage in the process. When the dust settled there were some amusing pictures of Sienna getting her tits stroked by Batz, some fairly truthful graffiti scrawled across the front of Miller's London home, and Getty was out of a job and almost out of a marriage. No word on how Getty's hair is doing.

So trying to stir up trouble with Crowe would've been par for the course. Of course Crowe lives in fear of only one person; his wife. Several years ago he chucked a phone at the desk clerk of a NYC hotel. The reason: his phone didn't work and he was desperately trying to get through to NZ before his curfew was up. So there's no way he wants Sienna related shit gettign back to NZ by way of the tabs.

Well no sooner did the news break that Miller was out then leaks from mysterious sources started appearing on sites such as D Listed. The sources claimed that the actual reason for Sienna's departure was because Crowe was too fat and love scenes featuring him trying to make love to a girl as beautiful as Sienna would be laughable. If those aren't the petty and malicious words of an actress scorned then what is? Press release also went on to say that Crowe wants director Ridley Scott sacked. Now Crowe and Scott are very good friends, and Scott has done some of Crowe's most successful films. SO this sounds like a ham fisted attempt to drive in a wedge.

Naturally Crowe has had to defend himself with his own press releases in which he admits that he did get Miller fired. However he goes on to state that he has not tired to get Scott fired, that he has not tried to get the whole script thrown out - only 40 pages or so, and that he's lost most of that Body of Lies weight. So there. With all the he said she said pr releases, it really is beginning to seem like Miller pulled some boned headed stunt with Crowe, and now she's trying to get even. If so then pissing off Scott and Crowe may mean that the silly little sluts days as a famous actress are numbered.